1/07/2009

World's Shortest Fairytale


I was going through my email this morning, getting rid of old messages, and I found this one that I had saved from my Mom. It made me laugh a little and I thought I'd share!

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? "The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End


2 comments:

juniejo said...

LOL Emily that is soooooooo funny !!!! and soooooooooo TRUE !!! hee hee

Margaret said...

OMG! If I had been drinking milk it would have came out my nose. LOL!!

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