World's Shortest Fairytale

I was going through my email this morning, getting rid of old messages, and I found this one that I had saved from my Mom. It made me laugh a little and I thought I'd share!

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? "The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End


Junie said...

LOL Emily that is soooooooo funny !!!! and soooooooooo TRUE !!! hee hee

Margaret said...

OMG! If I had been drinking milk it would have came out my nose. LOL!!

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